Season 1 Episode 2 - Models and Mortals[M18 content - user discretion]
ooo this show is so funny!! waha! okays here are some quotes to share:
Miranda: When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
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Nick: It's not like models don't have brains. They have them. They just don't need to use them.
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Samantha: I happen to love the way I look.
Miranda: You should, you paid enough for it.
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Charlotte: I just know that no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington I just want to give up.
Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
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*Stanford having a crush on an underwear model*
Carrie: Is he gay?
Stanford: He denies it. How can anyone that gorgeous be straight?
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Carrie: (voiceover) Modelizers are a particular breed. They're a step beyond womanizers who will sleep with just about anything in a skirt. Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets turning the city into a virtul Model Country Safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat. As if we didn't have enough problems!
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sex and the city is funny waha!
anyways! MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone x)
and thanks to everyone who got me birthday presents (and to those that are giving me birthday presents soon x)) hahas (jus kiddin ;))
